Pompadour

I got my haircut today, and the haircuttress told me I should wear my hair in a sort of pompadour style.

Then I thought I should photoshop a really bizzarre-looking person wearing a pompadour into a surreal-looking background and name him Pompadour Dali.

But that'd take a lot of work, so instead.... POMPADOUR DALI.

And then... there was talk among the shampootresses about how they "do it from behind at Black Hearts." I would have fled, but the shampoo head-massage was good, so I figured they could do what they want... turns out, at other salons they shampoo hair from the side, and I was (probably) not violated.

My haircut:

P.S. Chunking Shears